Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Spring Vacation

Last week was Spring Break for Fat Albert much like the rest of you. It was a fantastic shit-show. Fat Albert went to Nags Head, NC (essentially OBX) with 22 of his friends and stayed in this ridiculously large house. It was amaaaaazing. Fat Albert did wonderful things like get belligerent every night, go to the beach, play on sand dunes, learn how to play mah-jong, eat delicious food, hang out with his girlfriend and friends, etc. etc. Basically it was the most wonderful week that Fat Albert can remember having in a very long time and he wishes that he did not have to be back at school but instead could continue being the beach bum that he was.

The take away from all of this:

Drop out of school.

That is all,

Fat Albert

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