Bioshock

WARNING! DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!

BIOSHOCK

Not because the storyline sucks. Not because the gameplay sucks. Not because it's for little kids. The game is just so fucking addictive!

Fat Albert has watched other people play this game for months and has thought of buying it and thought of borrowing it. BUT it just never had that appeal.

FINALLY, though, Fat Albert had nothing else to really play and just thought he'd finally get around to borrowing it. Fat Albert played for an hour, two hours, three hours, four hours and before you knew it he hadn't left his room for anything in three or four days except for the absolute essentials.

The gameplay on this game is INSANE. It's storyline is awesome. And its not meant for little kids. This game may be the best game that Fat Albert has ever played. The game got to the point where Fat Albert just had to keep playing in order to end it because he knew that nothing else would get done before the game was through.

Thank God that game is over because before long Fat Albert would have turned into a hermit.